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Hugh Man Achievements

by Boi Spicy

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Lyrics on individual tracks
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March First 01:27
Pichard Richard: Attention: It is "Sex Time" This is not a drill All students, Please return to class, And seak protection Do not open the door for anybody, No matter, Who they say they are This is a Defcon 5 "Sex Time" All persons caught shall be forced to participate I repeat, It is Defcon 5 "Sex Time", All persons caught, Shall be forced to participate, In the act Seak cover, Immediately (Screaming) (Muffled voices)
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The Ghost Of Bumpers: It's Bumpers back here to put on a smokeshow I brought my lady ice cubes and I put them in her asshole Let it melt inside her now we're acting like a B roll Nutted in the shower now my bathroom smells like heaven My balls are itchy so I'll go to 7/11 Get a slurpy suck it down now I'm laying on the seven Made it to the top I'm not a ten I'm an eleven Oh fuck Did I mention that I'm back Tell your girl that I'm coming cause I wanna grab that rack And stack needles for her she's addicted to crack Her ass fat but she don't like my parents I guess that's okay I'm a ghost anyways I haven't been alive since Boi-Town, USA They say that I'm a mess cause I can't think very straight Pop some pills I'm out the door, I'll come back and lick the dinner plate
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*Chorus* Pichard Richard and FZA: Burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Burning, I'm burning, Even when the sky goes black (Verse 1) Pichard: Searching for somebody, been the same since, No one ever told me not to say shit, Angles in my face itch, Never saw myself as much as they did, Day 6, Stuck inside the matrix, Nothing ever made sense, Don't tell me I can't get it lifted, I'm tired I'm drowning, I'm driving, I'm shifting, I'm dying, I'm nobody's nobody What do you want from me, Money for nothing, I'm tired of trying I've been the same since the day you helped me chase my shit, The situation's flipped but in this moment, swear to god I'm staying *Chorus* (Verse 2) Skud: If the sky turns black And the whole Earth quakes When the lightning cracks And the thunder shakes I would break my back The mistakes I made Said when I fall asleep I pray I don't wake Yeah my lifes so real But I feel so fake Every road leads back Like Even when the sky turns black
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CYBERZONE 01:41
Sam With A Capital D: Um, hey guys I'm gonna be doing a Yu-Gi-Oh! booster pack unboxing Yeah, ok Let's get right into it I hope I get something really cool *Grunting* (Damn...) Oh wow, Those are cool Yu-Gi-Oh! cards Wowzers These are rally cool Yu-Gi-Oh! cards guys, you guys aren't even gonna believe it (Look at 'em all go) Let's open another pack (Sometimes you just gotta get in there) There we go, Oh yeah Wowzers, that's...that's super cool, guys Alright, thanks for coming to my Yu-Gi-Oh! unboxing Um, I'll see you guys later
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Vermonters 00:40
Pichard Richard: *Incoherent mumbling* (Don't wake me up) *Incoherent mumbling* (????) *Incoherent mumbling* (Gotta get a hold of it) *Incoherent mumbling* (????) *Incoherent mumbling* (Don't wake me)
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(Please state your name) 808wdsn: Hi, I'm Bob This is a... I'm from Richmond, Virginia I'm addicted to Virginia baked ham and SPAM I once had a relation with my cousin, Sam I get around on a John Deere mower My vibrator is a Playstation controller I robbed an elderly man in Newport news Took all of his condoms and his printed out nudes I've come to the conclusion that I'm pretty messed up, But my daily bathroom is a Zaxby's cup Virginians Pichard Richard: One, two, three, four, One, two, three...
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(Verse 1) Pichard Richard: Ever since I was younger, And my mother never told me, Never spend all of your money, On Over expensive clothing, I've been lonely, And my neighbors told me I'd amount to shit, So I dipped out of my home, And headed straight for Arizona So it's safe to say we made it, But it's not too late to quit, Just follow every step I take, I'll show you how to run away from it And let your parents know you're leaving soon, The second that you say you're going somewhere, (Swear to god), Hear's what they'll say to you (Let your dreams die young With your feet tied up, Cause you're stuck in that place That you've tried to run away from) (You have one new message) KellerTheDestroyer: (Chopped yelling) FZA: Hey, Ricky... Hey Ricky It's me With your vocals Uh, So I have the song pulled up, I don't really know where you want me to... (Message deleted) (Verse 2) Pichard Richard: (Incoherent yelling) (Verse 3) The Ghost Of Bumpers: You broke my heart so bad, I guess I'm going mad, Every time I wanna show you love, You'd rather sit down And tell me that it's not us (Outro) KellerTheDestroyer: (Chopped yelling) Pichard Richard: I'm sorry, what?
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*Chorus* Skud: Come on and play that Michael music Yeah you know that there's nothing to it The fifth one specifically's the one I groove with Come on and play that Michael music (Verse): I got lots of things on VHS that I can't even play Got that OJ Simpson highlight real and "How To Do Ballet" Got that boogie cousins boogie with the kings and with LA Get me something I can play these with and get me it today Government won't get my taxes Government won't get my taxes Government won't get my taxes and this is a fact you can count on it happening *Chorus*
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Sad Timez 01:39
Sam With A Capital D: Um, Hey guys This is uhh... This is Sam Um... I know that JepH or somethig used to make sad songs I don't know how to do that This is stressful I don't know how to talk about, Deep things or anything I don't know, this is stressing me out This is... I'm really... This is a lot Oh geez, I think I peaked there This is... Uh... I don't know how I did it so much Oh... Um... Uh... Well, I don't know, um, things that make me really sad Um... I don't know, I don't really like I don't really like things dying Whenever I think of Little cats And cancer I don't like it Um... Uh... Oh geez... Uh... Bye
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Lucius: Order up
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(Verse 1) Pichard Richard: I am just washed Up And I'm out Of ideas and things to write down Now I just say What comes out of my mouth Or what's on my mind I can wait till the end of time, If I'm guranteed a fat chick for life Or however that guy, Put it in that, Interview on Vice God, don't blame me, nothing's working, I can feel my stomach turning, (Incoherent mumbling) but everything is bad Last night, I asked the good lord, Take me from this retched place again, But this time please in my sleep so, I don't hear the cries from all my friends, The silence those couple times I lie at night, stay awake in bed Convinced myself that this was the end And I'd stare content at my medicine cabinet Lanes are changing, I've been learning, I can feel my strength returning, Someone pull me from the graveyard, I'm still in shock from last Saturday's news *Chorus* (Verse 2): I keep finding I'm ungrateful for the opportunities I found Someone put me in the smallest corner I hope no one finds out I can't stress the importance of urgent texts to export sex from all my friends they're impatient so I can't send it fast enough Mindless flirting, less excuses What do you think, that I'm stupid I wash my sorrows in Thermaflu Then I hit the bank to cash in all my change Last night I asked myself if I'm ready then I'll go through this again But this time I'll keep my distance Strip me from my labels when I end Please silence them for a minute Spare me from your heavenly ascent I'll let you know when I'm finished Take me from the time that I had spent Come forth Bring me so *Chorus* *Chorus X2* Johnny Death: Um... Good evening Uh, tonight, I'm gonna be going through my, Yu-Gi-Oh! collection While, mo... While, most of my expensive cards happen to be, in my decks, Which I have, I do have some nice ones In uh... In my collection So... I starts out... I display my 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons I have
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Johnny Death: So... I have...I have 2 of the Um, Ultra rare ones that come from the uh, The movie pack That's pretty cool Then I have a... Then I got a... This uh, hul... What is this, it's like the mega-rare Pot Of Greed, Pretty cool Uh... I got a (Yu-Gi-Oh! monster) Best, uh, generic link Cause it's a star My friend Justin from college Shout out Justin
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The final album from critically panned international boyband sensation, Boi Spicy. Originally planned to be released under the name "Where Good Boyz Go 2 Die" in March 2019, the project was shelved indefinitely after the many departures of Pichard Richard. The finished songs and demos from the unreleased album would undergo many stages of re-tooling and rerecording throughout 2019 and early 2020, resulting in the final Boi Spicy album "Hugh Man Achievements". In December 2019, following the release of the "Karen Of The Boyz EP", the group announced their break up on their Instagram and their plans to release the album sometime the following year. In June 2020, Boi Spicy released their final album.


*NOTE: This project was truly a product of its' time and is not meant to be taken seriously. The goal of the band was to be as offensive, crude, and in your face as possible and probably would not have been released if it were made today, or at least in this format. Please keep this in mind while listening*

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released June 1, 2020

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Boi Spicy was an international boy band sensation that dates all the way back to 2005. They formerly operated out of Zimbabwe, Fresno, Tuscon, and Sarasota. They disbanded in December 2019 and released their final album in June 2020

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