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Lyrics on individual tracks
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March First
01:27
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Pichard Richard:
Attention:
It is "Sex Time"
This is not a drill
All students,
Please return to class,
And seak protection
Do not open the door for anybody,
No matter,
Who they say they are
This is a Defcon 5 "Sex Time"
All persons caught shall be forced to participate
I repeat,
It is Defcon 5 "Sex Time",
All persons caught,
Shall be forced to participate,
In the act
Seak cover,
Immediately
(Screaming) (Muffled voices)
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The Ghost Of Bumpers:
It's Bumpers back here to put on a smokeshow
I brought my lady ice cubes and I put them in her asshole
Let it melt inside her now we're acting like a B roll
Nutted in the shower now my bathroom smells like heaven
My balls are itchy so I'll go to 7/11
Get a slurpy suck it down now I'm laying on the seven
Made it to the top I'm not a ten I'm an eleven
Oh fuck
Did I mention that I'm back
Tell your girl that I'm coming cause I wanna grab that rack
And stack needles for her she's addicted to crack
Her ass fat but she don't like my parents
I guess that's okay I'm a ghost anyways
I haven't been alive since Boi-Town, USA
They say that I'm a mess cause I can't think very straight
Pop some pills I'm out the door, I'll come back and lick the dinner plate
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Rest In Paradise 301
02:04
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*Chorus* Pichard Richard and FZA:
Burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning
Burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning
Burning, I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning
Burning, I'm burning,
Even when the sky goes black
(Verse 1) Pichard:
Searching for somebody, been the same since,
No one ever told me not to say shit,
Angles in my face itch,
Never saw myself as much as they did,
Day 6,
Stuck inside the matrix,
Nothing ever made sense,
Don't tell me I can't get it lifted, I'm tired
I'm drowning, I'm driving, I'm shifting, I'm dying, I'm nobody's nobody What do you want from me,
Money for nothing, I'm tired of trying
I've been the same since the day you helped me chase my shit,
The situation's flipped but in this moment, swear to god I'm staying
*Chorus*
(Verse 2) Skud:
If the sky turns black
And the whole Earth quakes
When the lightning cracks
And the thunder shakes
I would break my back
The mistakes I made
Said when I fall asleep
I pray I don't wake
Yeah my lifes so real
But I feel so fake
Every road leads back
Like
Even when the sky turns black
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CYBERZONE
01:41
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Sam With A Capital D:
Um, hey guys
I'm gonna be doing a Yu-Gi-Oh! booster pack unboxing
Yeah, ok
Let's get right into it
I hope I get something really cool
*Grunting* (Damn...)
Oh wow,
Those are cool Yu-Gi-Oh! cards
Wowzers
These are rally cool Yu-Gi-Oh! cards guys, you guys aren't even gonna believe it
(Look at 'em all go)
Let's open another pack
(Sometimes you just gotta get in there)
There we go,
Oh yeah
Wowzers, that's...that's super cool, guys
Alright, thanks for coming to my Yu-Gi-Oh! unboxing
Um, I'll see you guys later
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Vermonters
00:40
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Pichard Richard:
*Incoherent mumbling*
(Don't wake me up)
*Incoherent mumbling*
(????)
*Incoherent mumbling*
(Gotta get a hold of it)
*Incoherent mumbling*
(????)
*Incoherent mumbling*
(Don't wake me)
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(Please state your name)
808wdsn:
Hi, I'm Bob
This is a...
I'm from Richmond, Virginia
I'm addicted to Virginia baked ham and SPAM
I once had a relation with my cousin, Sam
I get around on a John Deere mower
My vibrator is a Playstation controller
I robbed an elderly man in Newport news
Took all of his condoms and his printed out nudes
I've come to the conclusion that I'm pretty messed up,
But my daily bathroom is a Zaxby's cup
Virginians
Pichard Richard:
One, two, three, four,
One, two, three...
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(Verse 1) Pichard Richard:
Ever since I was younger,
And my mother never told me,
Never spend all of your money,
On Over expensive clothing,
I've been lonely,
And my neighbors told me
I'd amount to shit,
So I dipped out of my home,
And headed straight for Arizona
So it's safe to say we made it,
But it's not too late to quit,
Just follow every step I take,
I'll show you how to run away from it
And let your parents know you're leaving soon,
The second that you say you're going somewhere,
(Swear to god),
Hear's what they'll say to you
(Let your dreams die young
With your feet tied up,
Cause you're stuck in that place
That you've tried to run away from)
(You have one new message)
KellerTheDestroyer: (Chopped yelling)
FZA:
Hey, Ricky...
Hey Ricky
It's me
With your vocals
Uh,
So I have the song pulled up,
I don't really know where you want me to...
(Message deleted)
(Verse 2) Pichard Richard:
(Incoherent yelling)
(Verse 3) The Ghost Of Bumpers:
You broke my heart so bad,
I guess I'm going mad,
Every time
I wanna show you love,
You'd rather sit down
And tell me that it's not us
(Outro) KellerTheDestroyer:
(Chopped yelling)
Pichard Richard:
I'm sorry, what?
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9. |
Michael Music 5
01:00
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*Chorus* Skud:
Come on and play that Michael music
Yeah you know that there's nothing to it
The fifth one specifically's the one I groove with
Come on and play that Michael music
(Verse):
I got lots of things on VHS that I can't even play
Got that OJ Simpson highlight real and "How To Do Ballet"
Got that boogie cousins boogie with the kings and with LA
Get me something I can play these with and get me it today
Government won't get my taxes
Government won't get my taxes
Government won't get my taxes and this is a fact you can count on it happening
*Chorus*
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Sad Timez
01:39
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Sam With A Capital D:
Um,
Hey guys
This is uhh...
This is Sam
Um...
I know that JepH or somethig used to make sad songs
I don't know how to do that
This is stressful
I don't know how to talk about,
Deep things or anything
I don't know, this is stressing me out
This is...
I'm really...
This is a lot
Oh geez, I think I peaked there
This is...
Uh...
I don't know how I did it so much
Oh...
Um...
Uh...
Well, I don't know, um, things that make me really sad
Um...
I don't know, I don't really like
I don't really like things dying
Whenever I think of
Little cats
And cancer
I don't like it
Um...
Uh...
Oh geez...
Uh...
Bye
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11. |
JUM13O METAL Type Beat
00:01
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Lucius:
Order up
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12. |
BUENO (Reprise)
05:25
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(Verse 1) Pichard Richard:
I am just washed Up
And I'm out
Of ideas and things to write down
Now I just say
What comes out of my mouth
Or what's on my mind
I can wait till the end of time,
If I'm guranteed a fat chick for life
Or however that guy,
Put it in that,
Interview on Vice
God, don't blame me, nothing's working,
I can feel my stomach turning,
(Incoherent mumbling)
but everything is bad
Last night, I asked the good lord,
Take me from this retched place again,
But this time please in my sleep so,
I don't hear the cries from all my friends,
The silence those couple times
I lie at night, stay awake in bed
Convinced myself that this was the end
And I'd stare content at my medicine cabinet
Lanes are changing, I've been learning,
I can feel my strength returning,
Someone pull me from the graveyard,
I'm still in shock from last Saturday's news
*Chorus*
(Verse 2):
I keep finding
I'm ungrateful for the opportunities I found
Someone put me in the smallest corner
I hope no one finds out
I can't stress the importance of urgent texts to export sex from all my friends they're impatient so I can't send it fast enough
Mindless flirting, less excuses
What do you think, that I'm stupid
I wash my sorrows in Thermaflu
Then I hit the bank to cash in all my change
Last night I asked myself if I'm ready then I'll go through this again
But this time I'll keep my distance
Strip me from my labels when I end
Please silence them for a minute
Spare me from your heavenly ascent
I'll let you know when I'm finished
Take me from the time that I had spent
Come forth
Bring me so
*Chorus*
*Chorus X2*
Johnny Death:
Um...
Good evening
Uh, tonight, I'm gonna be going through my,
Yu-Gi-Oh! collection
While, mo...
While, most of my expensive cards happen to be,
in my decks,
Which I have,
I do have some nice ones
In uh...
In my collection
So...
I starts out...
I display my 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons I have
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Johnny Death:
So...
I have...I have 2 of the
Um,
Ultra rare ones that come from the uh,
The movie pack
That's pretty cool
Then I have a...
Then I got a...
This uh, hul...
What is this, it's like the mega-rare Pot Of Greed,
Pretty cool
Uh...
I got a (Yu-Gi-Oh! monster)
Best, uh, generic link
Cause it's a star
My friend Justin from college
Shout out Justin
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America
02:27
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16. |
.wav
02:36
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Boi Spicy Sarasota, Florida
Boi Spicy was an international boy band sensation that dates all the way back to 2005. They formerly operated out of Zimbabwe, Fresno, Tuscon, and Sarasota. They disbanded in December 2019 and released their final album in June 2020
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